Akin to its sister phrases the Deep Web and Dark Web, the Dim Web refers to the parts of the Internet hosted on social media sites that have completed their process of enshittification.
These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.
These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.
by HeavyRaptor July 05, 2023
The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.
by somestonerchick November 29, 2011
A Webmaster that thinks he is better at his job than he really is. The Web Apprentice lacks attention to detail, like pricing and uniformity on a company website.
Customer Service Rep 1: "Why is the price of the Swingline stapler $7.95 on the product page and $6.95 on the flyout?"
Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"
Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"
by Customer Disservice Rep October 29, 2009
When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)
Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!
Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed
Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed
by LanaDelJane November 26, 2013
The act of shooting a load in your partner’s long hair while they sleep, resulting in their being stuck to the pillow. Bonus points for spelling and coverage.
Mary Jane woke up and asked Peter Parker, “What happened to my hair?” Peter responded, “I Charlotte’s Webbed you!”
by Waisttiewebslinger April 01, 2018
by The Old Salt September 05, 2015
Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
by Deezo88 September 17, 2009