walnut dash

1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.

2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.

1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?

2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.

by Big Phil HT January 12, 2011

winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

by Lizbie February 20, 2008

walnut

Someone who is obsessed with walls.

My best friend is a walnut.

by Nospmoht Fets January 29, 2005

walnut whip

a peverse sexual act involving excretion from the anus and ejaculation from the penis

the man excretes on the womans body, usually the chest, he then ejaculates on the excretion hence resembling a walnut whip

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003

Walnut

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime

by Dizzy54 July 21, 2015

Walnuts

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

by deeznuts19903 October 1, 2009

walnut

When a female has a gigantic clitoris, and the hood is massive. The hood covering the clitoris is called a walnut.

"Hey bitch! I saw you shaking that ass the other day, and I could see your walnut through your pants."

by Rigglediggle February 7, 2009