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twilight

A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 11, 2009
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Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight

The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.
C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?

Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.
by The Memorandum June 27, 2010
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twilight

Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.
That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series
by candytrip August 4, 2008
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twilight zone shit

1. Experiencing something normal or familiar, but from a completely different point of view.

2. Being in a familiar setting which you associate with one part of your life, but having other people present that you generally associate with a different part of your life; usually accompanied by a feeling of awkwardness or even embarrassment.
#1: Teaching here is gonna be some twilight zone shit, I went to school here!

#2: I can't believe I ran into my dad at the club last night...that was some twilight zone shit, man!
by Bikeyorph July 28, 2008
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twilightgasm

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.
Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!
by StanB October 1, 2009
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Twilight

please see shit.

also; twilight is a sappy movie
Have you seen this Twilight shit!??
by ADHDDD August 7, 2010
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Twilight

by Scorpius Malfoy December 30, 2010
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