trumper 

A person whose beliefs are mostly based on half-truths, lies and misconceptions put forth by others they admire and choose to follow instead of relying on their own intellect.

My co-worker's rigid and shallow opinions show what a trumper he is becoming.

trumper by lifeonearth October 18, 2016

Trumpet's ego 

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D

How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

Trumpet's ego by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017

Trumpet grief 

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

Trumpet grief by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Trumpian Machine 

A term describing the racist-fueled class war that is barely but somehow cleverly masquerading as all-American patriotism.

One man’s drive to compensate for his own intellectual inferiority and reptilian emotional ineptitude, coupled with the usual powermongering of the world’s authoritarian dictators, has given birth to the Trumpian Machine whose primary goal is to profit while seeking to crush the American dream of economic opportunity and racial equality by defying the US Constitution, employing ‘divide and conquer’ tactics as old as war itself.

Trumpian Machine by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

rustic trumpet 

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

rustic trumpet by downpat75 August 3, 2008

Il Trumpe 

An increasingly popular nickname for the autocratic 45th POTUS to emphasize his similarity to Mussolini.

Il Trumpe attempted a coup on January 6th, 2020 that he hoped would build a powerful dictatorship that would eventually cause Il Duce to look like a pacifist.

Il Trumpe by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2022

Arse-Trumpet 

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"

Arse-Trumpet by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006