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Torthicc

Anthony: Hey, I hear that he's a Torthicc.
Birb: Damn, really, SMH
by Torthicc April 17, 2021
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Tortitude

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
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Tortlez

Watch Tortlez, he'll get you with that down B!
by BurntBoi885 August 29, 2021
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Tortious

1. Something so terrifically wicked it causes terror.
2. constituting a tort.
1. Her singing was tortious.
2. This does not make the act tortious.
by 100%RealWords July 24, 2023
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backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.
Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
by mrsteveo March 24, 2009
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floppy tortilla

The act of donkey punching someone so hard they shit on your penis therefore ruining tour boner
Jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla
by Corlee January 19, 2015
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Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
by RealDefinitionsForRealPeople February 6, 2021
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