Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

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Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

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Breasts like a national geographic tribal woman.

jungle titties by Boobah September 20, 2013

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Extremely small titties that can confortably fit betwixt your thumb and index finger.

"LEEDLE TITTIES" Shouts Bobby and Sam in unison

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Breasts so large and hang so low that you could mop the floors while walking around with them.

This place is filthy, and the floors are sticky. We should have Suzy over to clean up with those mop titties of hers.

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big crusty tits with pancake nip nops that look extremely delicious. you'd want to gobble them up whole but you can't, sadly.

"damnn that chick has olive titties"

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magnificant bodacious female asset

a 80 AD Stoic aka Epictetus

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