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Burping a tire 

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.
Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them
Burping a tire by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018
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Shitty Tire 

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore
Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"
Shitty Tire by Dan's Z71 March 10, 2018

red tire 

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex
Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

One tire fire 

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.
"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."
One tire fire by Jonathan May 7, 2004

Crappy Tire 

Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.
Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!
Crappy Tire by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015
retiring from the game of wii for the day
Jenna: hey girl.. we've been in wii-bernation all day
Anne: you're right, i think it's time to wii-tire
wii-tire by ennab January 28, 2009