Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

Throat Bush

The little tuft of hair that sticks up out of your shirt.

I'm thinking about getting a gold chain necklace; it would really compliment my throat bush.

by original art fag March 27, 2015

hot throat

A type of friction burn from suckin dick with cotton mouth

NEVER kiss a bitch on a sunday, they get hot throat by the end of the weekend.

by cuzo steve January 11, 2016

Throat Hockey

Slang term for making out. Rarely used.

Dude, Isaiah left early to go play some throat hockey with his gf.

by Silentjoe February 20, 2017

snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

by Love Canal May 2, 2014

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

down throat

When ur dick is to long and she complains it's in her throat

No baby it's not deepthroat with u it's down throat

by Marcoblakers March 8, 2017