smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

onion smuggler

A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.

Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.

by Peter Doubt September 28, 2007

bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

shumuggle

To mess things up.
To make a bollock of something.
when somethings gone wrong and u really dont no how this mess was caused!

Plural: shumugii

Holy shit... everythings so shumuggle and i cant fix it.
Bastard i shumuggled everthing up again!

by unibytes December 19, 2005

smuggling popcorn

When a woman has a huge bush hidden under her tight pantys.
You can kinda see the top of a box of popcorn pushing through.

Damn! She just droped her pants and her bush was so big it looked like she was smuggling popcorn under there.

by Addadamski December 31, 2007

Smugery

Noun- The crime of smugness.
Verb- The act of being overly smug

For being a smug cunt he was sentanced to seven years of hard labour for the crime of Smugery

by gibbspikepeutch March 12, 2009

Smugbooking

Using your facebook updates to try and show other people how great your life is so that they will envy you.

Guy 1: *on facebook* Wow! Great day surfing in San Diego! @Alex Dennis: "How many dollars in a sombrero!" Hahahaha lmao good times!
Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook?
Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.

by Blargle Margle August 14, 2012