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Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality
"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"
by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010
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stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.
I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.
by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015
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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
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sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet
Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!
by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018
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Scroting

The act of letting your scrotum hang free from your shorts for the public eye to see.
I just some new short shorts today, there perfect for scroting”
by Lfb200100 August 12, 2020
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Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...
by PixieMandy April 15, 2022
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strustling

struggling + hustling = strustling

You are an automated money making machine that also is on the verge of tears at all times.
But most importantly, you’re making it happen. Barely. But still.
-It ain’t easy being a strustler; my entire existence is pain and exhaustion. $$$$$$$
-I’m strustling to make this rent by tomorrow night! Get out the way.
by nevernotfucky January 25, 2023
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