stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.

"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"

by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women

We need stabbing cabin to get laid

by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016

stab inn

A tavern located in a less salubrious part of town where violence is commonplace.

"Been in The Empire Bar lately?"
"No chance. That place is a stab inn."

by udticket October 21, 2015

Drag and Stab

When you want to have sex with a girl in the ass but dont have lube so you drag her vaginal juices to her asshole and stab her ass with your penis

What did you do last night?
I drag and stabbed some ho!

by baller35 October 13, 2011