stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

Stab alley

In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".

Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.

by my name is not billy February 1, 2021

stab inn

A tavern located in a less salubrious part of town where violence is commonplace.

"Been in The Empire Bar lately?"
"No chance. That place is a stab inn."

by udticket October 21, 2015

stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women

We need stabbing cabin to get laid

by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016

Drag and Stab

When you want to have sex with a girl in the ass but dont have lube so you drag her vaginal juices to her asshole and stab her ass with your penis

What did you do last night?
I drag and stabbed some ho!

by baller35 October 13, 2011