i'm screaming

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015

scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

by J Rickert September 4, 2008

screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

Wilhelm Scream

"1. The Wilhelm Scream is one of a series of short painful screams performed by an actor that were recorded in 1951 for the Warner Brother's film ""Distant Drums."" They were used for a scene where a man is bitten and dragged underwater by an alligator. The recording was archived into the studio's sound effects library -- and it was used in many of their films since. ""Star Wars"" Sound Designer Ben Burtt tracked down the scream recording - which he named ""Wilhelm"" from a character who let out the same scream in ""Charge at Feather River (1953)."" Ben has adopted the scream as sort of a personal sound signature, and has worked it into as many films as he can as well as other sound designers, ~150 movies and counting.
2. The sound made by a (newbie) to anal sex. 3. The sound heard in one's head when things have gone terribly bad."

1. Dude! Did you hear that zombie let out a Wilhelm scream when it got it's leg cut off. 2. Roberto let out a Wilhelm Scream as he got introduced to the joy of prison sex by his new jail cellmate Bubba. 3. Gawd! I think I am having a heart attack. I should never have back packed alone and more than 5 miles into the woods {Wilhelm Scream}.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Screamobilly

Rockabilly meets Horror-Punk and Screamo, without all the emo subculture that is usually associated with screamo. Commonly has Gretsch guitars and a Bull Bass. Started in the rockabilyl scene in melbourne

"Did you hear that screaming vocal solo in blue suede shoes?"
"Yeah, it was hardcore screamobilly"

by A. Reid February 21, 2009

screaming anus

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

by Freddyrk January 24, 2009

Seamless 15

Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.

Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!"

Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner."

Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 15."

by Wall Street Fatty January 4, 2011