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Squinky

Something that is cute yet seems weird and not quite right. Seems to be under the effects of drugs but this is how they act normally, there is no reason to fear irrational or unpredictable behavior.
They may often voice sadist and/or masochistic thoughts and try to devour your soul, this is normal as it is required for them to survive.
On another note Squinkies love to bake cookies and will often win over people to their cause through such activities.
Person1: WTF is that over their man, it looks so cute but it's eating that babies cookies in such a violent way.

Person2: I don't know man, looks like a Squinky to me.
by MaybyAGhost April 6, 2013
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Squinny

Chipmunk: word used in Des Moines area
There's a squinny living under my porch
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.
You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!
by oddwriter September 26, 2005
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Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011
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squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.
Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
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squintupulous

Squintupulous (Squin-toop-you-lus)- is a hybrid between Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding and other synonyms of these words.

I was reciting song lyrics to my girlfriend, when she said, "It would be nice if you used your own words sometimes." So I responded, " Is not any sentence but a rearrangement of words that have already been spoken?" I don't know why I said it that way, I was going for Shakespearean... Anyway, I told her that "there is no way I could possibly use my own words to describe how I feel unless I created my own word. Our love is squintupulous. There, I created my own word to describe how I feel. I'll even put it on Urban Dictionary right now." Then she responded, "If it's not already there." Well, It wasn't, but it is now!
This is so f*ing squintupulous.
You are so f*ing squintupulous.

That situation last night was the most sqintupulous situation ever!

Synonyms:Awesome, Great, Fantastic, Muy Bueno (for spanish people), Very Nice, Stupendous, Exuberant, Outstanding.

Antonyms: Ratchet. (Because that word sucks)
by Sir Snow Skylark April 11, 2014
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Squiny as Tig

A {bitch} who is skinny and you hate. Thinks she's curvy but is a wall.
Giovanah is a squiny as Tig.
by max3659 July 2, 2019
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