scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

spooner

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

by lockoforcake March 8, 2010

sponer

spiritual boner
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust

When I saw Brooke Fraser at a Hillsongs concert, I got a sponer.

by tenaya-thuggin April 28, 2009

sprong

verb: to sprong, to ejaculate
noun: semen

i will sprong on your face
i spronged on your face
there's sprong all over my face

by sprongonyourface July 6, 2007

Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011

Spooner

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."

That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.

by Harold G February 15, 2008

syrone

Wears pink elephant pj pants and makes them look damn sexy. Is the center of the hottest uh-oh oreo you have ever seen. Super swell guy. Loves white girls.

Damn syrone why are you always got them white hoes round you??

by soxfan124 December 8, 2010