spoerke

How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.

"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"

by Altaira November 25, 2006

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

No truer words were ever spoken

it's a saying to those who live up to what they are being called (like a really caring person or loving father) because no one else has said it before.

for example; I know no truer words were ever spoken but you're a really good friend.

by Jimmay03 February 5, 2014

Sporenography

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.

Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC

by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

Spokesgoddess

more than just a spokesperson, the end all, be all, authoratative voice

She is Spokesgoddess for this product. I would only hire Spokesgoddess to voice my next project

by Spokesgoddess February 2, 2010

Spoment

A spare moment

I will get back to you in a spoment

by Patented September 25, 2011

e-spoke

To have communicated with someone via chat. Can also be used in the present tense (though less effectively) as e-speek.

I e-spoke with the client yesterday and he gave the go-ahead.

by jfkelley February 28, 2009