Earned My Spade

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.

As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"

by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011

Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010

Spade

A word commonly used among furries to name a feral animal's cunt or pussy

"Damn! That bitch's spade is huge! She must be in heat!"

by Curious_Nezy August 14, 2018

SPAD

Signal passed at danger (SPAD), in British railway terminology, describes an event where a train has run beyond its allocated signal block without authority, as indicated by a lineside signal showing danger (typically a red light). It is a term primarily used within the British Railway Industry, although it can be applied worldwide.

There have been three SPADs on the District Line in the past year.

by enjayhch August 29, 2009

spade

A mildly derogative word for a black male.

"This spade just waltzes between us and starts beakin off about my jacket."
"Some spade just got his ass kicked outside."
"Somebody get this spade a drink!"

by Andrew Hutton November 19, 2007

soaded

When you not just loaded you're SO-LOADED. Either being too drunk or high so you're soaded.

Nigga we were soaded at the club last nite.

by lil dom December 10, 2008

spade

Another name for a small shovel.

The man used the spade to dig the grave that he would put his next victim in.

by All_Knowing September 26, 2005