Shlooding

The act of shitting blood, Shlood.

"Shlooding is a symptom of E. Coli."

"I have a tummy ache, I think I'm about to shlood."

by KyrenShat March 27, 2024

Spliffing

Very good or excellent. (more modern way of saying spiffing)

that shirt looks spliffing!

by BrightBunny0174 May 6, 2024

Shlooding

Verb,

The act of taking a bloody shit and/or shitting blood.

"What's taking so long in there?"
"Bro I'm shlooding it hurts so bad!"

by KyrenShat May 6, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

Spleefing

The act of fisting somebody anally and digging out feces from the inside of the rectum

Me and John were spleefing last night, we got about a whole bucketsworth.

by EvilFancyMan June 17, 2024

Sloobings

when someone light's a cigarette in there ass-hole and puffs the smoke out there mouth

Bella: What are you doing today?
Steve: I'm going to go sloobings with my friends

by The_Man-Of_Your-Dreams12345678 September 16, 2024

Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.

Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."

by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025