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Speaner

A combination of the words spandex and jeans; a speaner is a person who wears extremely tight jeans, shoes with big-ass tongues and florescent shoe laces, listens to "hipster" bands, and is very sad for no reason.
That speaner can barely walk because his jeans are too tight, his shoes are too big, and he is crying while he listens to Fall Out Boy.
by William Poochsag June 12, 2011
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speaker honk

Dude: look theres a seven headed spider in the road press the speaker honk to make it move
by LuminousWedgie June 15, 2005
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spreaders

Spec. south london ghetto slang

n. Homies or friends that big you up in any way

from. Spreading the word
"My spreaders got me a rep up in Soho."
by McKenzie January 22, 2005
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Speaker

When a person is receiving head from someone and their girlfriend or boyfriend calls them and to not get caught in the act they put them on speakerphone and carry on a normal conversation as if nothing is going on.
Jack: I was watching a movie with Jill and then she started to give me some brain and in the middle of it Sue, my girlfriend called.

Bob: What did you do?

Jack: I just put Sue on speakerphone and talked to her while Jill gave me the best brain ever.

Bob: Did she realize what was going on?

Jack: Nope not a thing. Speaker!

Bob: Hahaha, speaker!
by 0Unknown0 May 5, 2011
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Spreader

A person who wantonly and proudly ignores expert advice, and behaves in a way that is fundamentally selfish, ignorant, and dangerous to society.

Pertains to the coronavirus pandemic.
Spreaders caused many deaths during the coronavirus pandemic. Selfish spreader fucks!

People who carry the Gadsden flag and say things like “the biased liberal media” tend to be spreader fucks, and are responsible for the deaths of thousands.
by Pqh2020 April 22, 2020
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ghetto spreader

A politician that runs their mouth and nothing but crap spews from it.
by Fbjailbird84 December 6, 2020
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JBL speaker pussy

a man ejaculates inside of a woman while she is queefing
i gave my girl the jbl speaker pussy. the cum bounced like on a jbl speaker.
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