Loldog Spelling

Very bad, terrible spelling.

Bro you can't even spell you have loldog spelling

by loldog75 June 19, 2021

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stalling

A stalling is performed in the following sequence...

1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).

2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)

3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.

4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.

5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.

6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.

He not know what or WHO hit him.

You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.

Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.

I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.

Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?

by The Alchemist April 5, 2006

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Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

by piro August 26, 2004

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Tori Spelling

To take a fall at a restaurant injuring yourself

"Last night I was at Golden Corral, tripped and took a Tori Spelling face first into the desserts, ended up with a broken nose"

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

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spelling bee

1. A spelling competition in which the participants have to spell the words orally, and sometimes (especially for the finalists) in front of an audience.

2. A character in Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth, which is a play as well as a book. The main character is a boy named Milo, who leads a boring, predictable life, until a magic tollbooth appears in his room, and he goes to the worlds of Dictionopolis and Digitopolis. The spelling bee is, literally, a spelling bee-- an actual bee who spells words as he speaks them. The Phantom Tollbooth is a fantastic "children's" book, though adults can enjoy it as well, as they will get more of its jokes.
Sidenote that has nothing to do with understanding the definition, but is cool: my name is Rachel, and The Phantom Tollbooth was the play my class did in 5th grade. I was the spelling bee. The only other person I have ever met who even knew there WAS a play, was also named Rachel, also did the play in 5th grade, and was also the spelling bee. We are the same age, so it is possible that we were rehearsing and learning our lines simultaneously, though we didn't meet until we were cabin-mates at camp a few years later.

1. Person running the spelling be: Okay, the next word is "antidisestablishmentarianism."
Poor little 4th grader: Ummmmm..... come again?
(because most 4th graders don't say: WTF? How the hell am I supposed to spell that, I can't even pronounce it!)

2. The spelling bee is the best part in The Phantom Tollbooth, seeing as how the other leads were divided into 3 or 4 parts, including a sex change for Milo.

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

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