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Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
by David December 15, 2004
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speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
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Sleepy Joe

Aka the good ol “Child Sniffer” or “Kid Sniffer
sleepy joe 👃🏻👧🏼Joe Biden hates niggers
by Adolf Bin Un July 14, 2021
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sleepy pirate

The action of squirting love pudding on a sleeping victim's eye with the intent that when the wake up and the semen is crusty, they will then rub their eye and say "YAAAR!"
My woman looked too innocent while sleeping, so I had to give her the ol' sleepy pirate. Yar.
by lihgljhhgdffhd7764 February 15, 2006
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Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
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Sleepy Joe

"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"

...

"(Figuratively speaking)"

Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:

-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...

Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!

The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...

FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden

"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden

"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama

"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
by The Winchester. December 11, 2022
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Ally Sheedy

my current obsession. She was hot in the breakfast club, and better in "high art".
Ally Sheedy has a great smile and nice teeth.
by diamondsandrust November 9, 2006
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