skip the a.m.

sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.

Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.

by AlexCK October 20, 2008

Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.

Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?

by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009

woo skip

A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago

Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings

by dicksey normous March 16, 2008

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019

skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007

Raging Skip

Raging hard
When you have an erection

Dude, I have a raging skip right now!
I can’t keep my raging skip in my pants.

by dr. skip May 23, 2019

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015