Slapping

thrusting your pelvis in a forward motion slapping your wang-doodler against your belly button.

Person 1: Bro have you checked out the new slap magazine?
Person 2: Yeah dude Bill got Slapper of the Year.
Person 1: I heard he's been slapping since 88'.

by slappy slappington January 11, 2012

ass slapping

1. To be extremely cool
2. To enjoy to an extreme degree
3. The act of slapping someone ass

1. Wow, that shot was ass slapping Mark!
2. We had an ass slapping time at Gabes' party last night, you should have been there.
3. Jessica loves when I give her a couple ass slappings.

by Traggik Endings February 19, 2004

skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004

slapping bitches

According to the rules of certain popular video games, a requirement to advance to the next stage of the particular game.

"Dude, if I wanna get to the next level in this video game, I hafta start slapping bitches. I think I need to whack like four more."

by kevintheman1 July 9, 2007

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

skipping the rail

a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.

guy #1: all foreplay all sucks so much!!!
guy #2: have you tried skipping the rail?

by pat the sex lion April 14, 2008

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008