Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Sitting on Salt

Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.

Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.

Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.

Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...

by Siabata April 25, 2011

sit and dig

A phrase given to the female sex as a description for masturbating.

Krystal doesn't need a man, she just has to sit and dig all day.

by A. Chan January 7, 2008

sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.

Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.

by FrankM September 20, 2007

Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 13, 2019

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

by She Loves Sarcasm December 6, 2017