shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023

Shoekakke

When you all stand in a circle and jack off into a shoe the last man to finish does a shoey

I lost at Shoekakke and had to guzzle a shoey of cum

by Armkok May 27, 2023

Spittakke

When you laugh so hard you spit out your mouthful of cum

(Portmanteau of spit-take and bukkakke)

Dave's Frosty the Snowman joke landed so hard it made Wendy spittakke

by KormitTheeFrOog June 6, 2023

Spittakke

When you laugh so hard you spit out your mouthful of cum

(Portmanteau of spit-take and bukkakke)

Dave's Frosty the Snowman joke landed so hard it made Wendy spittakke

by KormitTheeFrOog June 6, 2023

Shitkickers

Shitkickers are the daily driver of your boot collection. Usually when you wear them you do not care what happens to them.

(I’ll stick these here shitkickers so far up your ass…)

by Uncle Roo December 30, 2023

Shitcake

A delicious cake that originates from Eastern Asia, that is stuffed and covered with rabbit feces.

Mom can you purchase me a shitcake for my b-day.

by garry f. January 18, 2024

shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.

This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery

by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025