A cake that looks delicious from the outside, but once you cut into it, you find it is full of fecal matter.
by Backlash1818 January 24, 2019
The two chefs went out to their local shops to find some "shitcake" to later use for icing the wedding cake.
by Its my name June 25, 2018
"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"
"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"
"What a load of shitcake!"
"Anybody for Shitcake?"
"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"
"What a load of shitcake!"
"Anybody for Shitcake?"
by Sopdiedop January 03, 2008
Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.
Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa October 28, 2007
by von Trips August 30, 2009
One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.
" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"
by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006
Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003