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Severus Snape

Severus Snape is the Potions teacher of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is also the head of Slytherin, and notorious for hating any house but his own, especially Gryffindor, and especially Harry Potter, the title character of the widely popular series.

Severus is described to be tall and lanky, have sallow, tired skin, greasy black hair, moustache, and goatee, and to be, well, batlike and quite ugly in general. He was widely hated by all Potter fans until Alan Rickman came along. Alan Rickman, a very suave, graceful man with a silky British voice, was cast to play Severus in the movies. When our sexy-for-a-sixty-year-old friend suddenly appeared, Severus went from being loathed, to an object of greatness for some.

Most of these 'some' are ditzy fangirls, who often have sexual fantasies about Severus, or write fanfiction about his gay and/or illegal relationships with other characters or themselves. The other small percentage of this category just think he's awesome, has a cool voice/accent, and has had a sucky life. Those few also believe that he does not deserve to have fangirls clinging to his robes every second, letting out ear-shattering squeals of fangasming.
Severus Snape: "I am Professor Snape, the Potions Master."
Fangirl: "SQUEE! I can has yoo do secksiness with Harry andz Draco plz?"
Severus: "I am sorry. I do not speak fangirl. Ten points from Gryffindor."
Fangirl: "OHEMSQUEE!"
Cool Person: "Oh my fricken' gawd shut the hell up!"

Severus runs away as the Cool Person whips out a chainsaw and battles the merciless Fangirl to the death, but not before rewarding the Cool Person with a galleon.
Cool Person: Thanks Severus!
Severus shouts back while running away, "Don't spend it all in one place!"
by Barclay Royal February 19, 2010
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Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.
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serious putty

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.
Man: Here is your birthday present kid
Boy: What is this
Man: I call it serious putty
*explodes*
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A method of expressing ones disbelief through a casual Anti-Semitic phrase.
After Mohammad suggested to his friend Ahmed that they should go out for an afternoon bombing, Ahmed responded with, "Jew Serious?"
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seriously

Disbelief in sarcastic form.
(As commonly used on the show Grey's Anatomy)
Meredith: You didn't sign the divorce papers. Fine. I get it. End of discussion.
Derek: Oh... I usually just say "Meredith" and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned. Meredith hits him repeatedly with her purse
Derek: Listen! Hey stop it! Ow!
Meredith: Seriously? Seriously?!
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for serious

(1) adv - "seriously?", expressing doubt/surprise or asking for confirmation
(2) exclamation/statement issuing confirmation
(3) agreement
(1) yo girl is preggers with triplets?! for serious?!
(2) for serious, that chick wants my ass!
(3) "that teacher is dumb ass hell."
"for serious, man."
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severiously

A combination of seriousness and severity.
I hit the ATM today and found out my bank account was severiously overdrawn. Must've been from all the insufficient fucks I had in it.
by Dr. Do-'Em September 21, 2016
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