To fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. This is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. Upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell "BITCH!" in order to claim supremacy over the victim.
by allsyx May 28, 2011
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1) I have a smoption - why don't we pack a purse and take the train?
2) a) What do I do about the black eye?
b) Just wear sunglasses and say you're Kayne.
a) SMOPTION!!!!
2) a) What do I do about the black eye?
b) Just wear sunglasses and say you're Kayne.
a) SMOPTION!!!!
by Whitney City May 18, 2011
Get the Smoption! mug.Also known as a scorpion dive. A scorpion, in its colloquial usage, stands for a faceplant with very high forward momentum, sending one's legs above the head and, in worse cases, ending in a roll forward or (only on soft materials like gravel and loose dirt) sliding forward on one's chin. Causes high neck pain.
A: Hold my beer y'all, see me do a minute-long nose manual on a motorbike!
12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*
B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?
12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*
B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?
by Egg F1337 September 24, 2016
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Get the Scorpion mug.When you wipeout and land on your head first and your legs & feet bend backwards and almost touch your head!
by Dude legs January 15, 2019
Get the Scorpion mug.The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey
“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”
“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”
“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”
by LastCupBT January 27, 2019
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