Fiery Scorpion Pong

A game similar to ping-pong or "table tennis", with one exception: The paddles are replaced by fiery scorpions.
"Why is your hand all burnt and stung?"
"Oh, me and Charles played Fiery Scorpion Pong."
by bonesquid May 04, 2005
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