Mr. Schaefer

A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!

Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!

by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012

schweezle

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

by small dick rick November 6, 2007

schief

pronounced shkeyf.

is a word for an ugly chick.

adam and nick are walking down the street. a woman passes by, adam says to nick, "would you tap that?" nick replies, "nah man she's a fucking schief"

by pilot91 June 7, 2011

Schwee

1. Unspecified material.

2. Household or personal articles considered as a group.

You can put that schwee over there...

What's all of that schwee in your pocket?

by JustAskDana August 26, 2007

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 16, 2003

schweg

Noun; roughly translated as shit, but in a lighter sense, and with a touch of ethnicity. Also similar to 'smack' as in, "he's talking smack", but without the smart-alecky overtones.

Meatsak said that? Bah! He's always talking schweg!

by McPine July 23, 2008

scheef

A queef mixed with a shart at the same time. Vaginal flatuence mixed with explosive diharrea. Usually happens in the time of startledness or a time of realizing one's errors.

Rumor has it Samantha, Emily, and Dani are a Scheef Chorus!

by Ticknis February 4, 2006