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Reuben

A deli sandwich made with Rye, Swiss cheese, Pastrami, Sauerkraut, and Russian Dressing. One of the best sandwiches to get at diner or authentic Deli.
Customer: I'd like the best sandwich you have please
Waitress: Oh, then that'd be the Reuben
by Joules March 31, 2008
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Reuben

Reuben can be nice but is also a total dick. One minite he's pissing you off the next he is telling others to sotp harming you. he is very good at lots of things you might call him a (over achiver). He shows off alot more than he should and is the (wost) singer ever. he clams he has a octave rnge of 4. but all up he's sweet, loving and all out spectacular.
why did you do that?! you're so amazing Reuben.
by Seacrets November 16, 2018
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ruben

A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004
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Sloppy Reuben

a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"
Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."

Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"

Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"

Gman: "awesome!"
by aeraxeur February 28, 2011
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Ruben

When a Girls pussy looks like a New York Ruben
jim: hey did you fuck Megan?
connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it

nasty
pussy new york messed up add mayo
by HotLumps October 8, 2016
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ruben xaus

The greatest motorbike rider of all time. Affiliated with yoghurt. And Kai.
Ruben Xaus is the best motorbike rider.
Ruben "Yoghurt" Xaus
by Ruben Xaus himself October 4, 2004
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Reuben

A very large boner
Alex has a large reuben
by Faislekhan February 12, 2017
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