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Chezz Rosterfield

The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled.

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.
Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
Penny: What couldn't be done?
Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD!
Penny: WTF
by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021
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rosted

Roasted, toast, grilled, burned

Cooked by using dry heat over open fire, hot coal or ovan.

On the receiving end of a harsh ridicule, insult or criticism
"i feel like a rosted duck."

"he's totally rosted."
by happylittlepills December 15, 2008
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Resetera

An internet forum for the discussion of videogames through a queer, feminist and anti-rascist intersectionary lens. A safe space that welcomes all people of useful opinions and colors. Famous for its high-handed moderation that avoids derailing tactics from the Spencerist Youth. Its motto is 'The Clintonian/True Gamer Resistance in an age of Donald Trump'.
The gaming community is absurdly permissive of Micro-aggressive cultural genocides, Resetera tries to be different.
by saviorofthepocs February 23, 2018
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Rosee

from the origin of "rose" or "rosie," Rosee is the perfect name to name a pet, especially if the owners name ends with two e's, like "Destinee." It shows you are a good owner of your beloved pet if you name them similar to your name.
While walking down the street...
Stranger: Oh what's your dogs name?
Destinee: It's Rosee! ...with two e's
Stranger: Wow you must be a good owner!
Rosee: WOOF WOOF!
by missdestinee July 31, 2011
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Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.
I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?
by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014
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rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.
Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?
by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008
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Boom Rosted

used when someone gets completely owned and never sees it coming
Guy 1: hi bro

Guy 2: dude your fat

Random Guy: Boom rosted

Guy1: ...
by Mort Goldmen November 7, 2010
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