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Tana Taffy Plank Puddin

A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022
mugGet the Tana Taffy Plank Puddinmug.
word, amen, i agree, your goddamn right,
fella 1:"hippies are dirt dog cunts!"
fella 2:"throw some puddin up on that...for five dollars!"
by kevin w August 27, 2004
mugGet the throw some puddin up on thatmug.

andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry

Save it for the sensis
Hey Andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry
by BL2Z3 June 7, 2019
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Booby Puddin

The Way A Girls Ample Natural Bosom Looks Like It Is Poured Into The Top Of Her Shirt, Usually A Corset Is Involved.Commonly Seen On Beer Wenches.
Did You See That Beer Wenches At Oktoberfest? Yeah, It Was Like A Booby Puddin Buffet.
by Kid Kracker May 6, 2009
mugGet the Booby Puddinmug.

Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023
mugGet the Puddin' Pantsmug.

Slinggin' Puddin

When a couple has nasty wild sex all over the room or house they are in, without regard to the juices left behind. Hence the "puddin" is left all over the place.
Finally got the kids out of the house for a night.. gonna grab the misses and start slinggin' puddin!
by Plumpterdefiner May 19, 2019
mugGet the Slinggin' Puddinmug.

Puddin Cup'N

When you eat ass, but instead of just licking around the rim, you lick it like someone trying to eating a pudding cup without any utensils.
"I eat ass, but I'm not Puddin Cup'N it. I just give it a good sloppy lick'n for flavor."
by LABops June 22, 2022
mugGet the Puddin Cup'Nmug.

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