second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.

Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.

by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017

proclaim

To declare formally; declare someone to be something; of titles;To bring to public notice or make known publicly

"He proclaimed to have only slept with two girls"

by Babear September 27, 2006

son of a pokle

When someone calls you a “son of a pokle” it is the highest form of insult. This is about ten times worse than being called a “son of a b*tch” and it means that the person who said it has a strong belief that you should go die in hole because no one likes you

Damn, that guy is so annoying...what a son of a pokle!

by Bob Ross <3 pewdepie November 24, 2019

Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

problematic bitch

When someone is constantly having an issue with someone or something

Ugh Kenzie is such a problematic bitch

by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018

poklaroo

a mythical CFO who abuses staff for pleasure.

The Poklaroo made the new controller cry on his first day

by ED66 June 23, 2020

tall girl problem

A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.

Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.

by i_like_ramen May 21, 2019