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counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.
guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."
by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010
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Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"
If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".
by poppilopo June 4, 2009
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Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.
Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating
by Astrantia April 10, 2003
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procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.
Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.
by Zach G. December 3, 2003
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Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....
teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...
by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010
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procrastinating

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.
by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008
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procrastibate

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
by catface101 September 27, 2010
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