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League poisoning

When a league of legends player has a hard time enjoying games different from league of legends.
Often happens to player who are very competitive, And different games of different difficulties tend to be too little of a challenge. Of course some times the difficulty is unrelated and even the hardest game , Will still be considered easy compared to the likelihood of over-topping another player online.
Jon: "Oh dude you should play this new "Title" That is coming out, It looks sick!
Bob: "No thanks man I'm just gonna league"

Jon: "But dude , All you do is play league"
Bob: "What can I say , Single player games are too easy"
Jon: "Bob I think you might be suffering from "League poisoning"
by MrHangetsu June 22, 2019
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Ink poisoning

The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her

D= dead if Uk Uk
by Sara k😝 September 20, 2019
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Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.
“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”
by travellin2planker October 10, 2019
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Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid
Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"
by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019
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Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas
I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle
by pro2a July 16, 2020
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Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)
“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”
by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020
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cement poisoning

they love to give people cement poisoning.
by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020
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