pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.

Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart

by bassislife July 25, 2011

Pesticrop

A GMO crop, for example corn that is used as a pesticide and also as a food source for farmers who don't want to use pesticide sprays on their crops to save money, used by companies like Monsanto.

Damn, you don't know where that corn came from, it could be poison like a Pesticrop from Monsanto, or some other GMO shit like that, buy organic, dude and save nature!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 26, 2015

Pest

A word usually used as a insult by men who demean women who are ill mannered, disrespectful, selfish, hypocritical, and falsely advertise

Ugh, she’s got some nerve calling me a creep, but she barely has on any Clothes and takes pictures half naked....... What a Pest

by Pest Killer March 16, 2020

ex pest

One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..

Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in

"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"

by MrsDLT July 12, 2017

Jeff Pesos

Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.

Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!

by Payday2CheeseBurger August 16, 2021

WeCare Pestcontrol

The best Pest control services in Hyderabad and nearby satellite towns, apparently they offer cost effective and reliable services for pest controls both industrial & domestic purposes.

Girl 1 : "These Termites are are a nightmare!"
Guy 1: "How do I get rid of these annoying rats in my house?!"
Chad GUY : " Duh!, Haven't you both heard of Wecare Pestcontrol?!"
Guy1&Girl2: "Umm What's that?"
Chad GUY : "The exact solution for the problems you've been complaining about, it's the best pest control service in town."

by peppatree November 30, 2021