textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

percent grade

A rise in elevation relative to forward distance.

Ex.: a rise of one meter in a forward distance of 100 meters is a 1% grade.

by Dennish May 22, 2005

pentester

A penetration tester, or "pentester", is a security specialist tasked with penetrating an organisation's most attractive assets and confidentially revealing all to management. They carry a bag of exciting devices, and tend to enjoy testing the human element of security the most.

Despite the inexplicable innuendo of his industry accepted job title, Bobby the pentester spends his days being tested by uncooperative staff, poor procedures, and red tape. Nobody likes the bearer of bad news.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Only a small percentage of you guys are subscribed

A term often used by Minecraft youtubers at the beginning of their videos. The phrase climbed in popularity in late July 2020.

Only a small percentage of you guys are subscribed, so if you guys enjoy, please hit that subscribe button for more content.

by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 7, 2010

2 Percenter

A student at Texas A&M University who does not participate in traditions or participates only to a certain point.

Sitting during a football game, leaving early, not uncovering during yells, does not go to events such as Silver Taps and Muster, basically sits around in their dorm all day and does not get involved. A 2 percenter can do any one of these or sometimes all of them

by Redass2013 October 5, 2009

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007