Definitions by Nuju

textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

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The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.

Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!

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