Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

on the same page, but in different books!

when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.

John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"

by Haha?? July 29, 2010

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Ellen Page

Intelligent young actress from Canada. Best known for her role in 'Juno', playing an teenage mom who decides to give the baby up to a couple. Is a well known tomboy, and in a multitude of occasions she was shown to be wearing boy's underwear.

Commonly plays young characters, even though she is currently twenty two.
Was nominated for an academy award in 2007.
Nicknamed 'the tiny Canadian'.

Page makes pretty much every man on the planet fall in love with her, due to her incredibly good looks. She's pretty much the hottest woman on earth.

Ellen Page is hot.

Did you see Juno? Yeah, you should.

I wish to go to Canada.

by Intelligent Stranger October 24, 2009

juug page

A website used for stealing credit card information. A juug page usually refers to a website or specific page used to deceive buyers into entering their credit card information. This stolen credit card information can then used in a variety of illegal activities including narcotics, buying stolen goods, or engaging in activity on the dark web.

"I just got 3 cards off my juug page!" "Damn save that page man, we better use that one again..."

by TeejayX6 January 13, 2020