laying pipe

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

by William Waldrep June 03, 2005

piped down

When A male gives a female good sex

You looking for your girl i just piped down?

by Grimreefer420xo December 31, 2013

starburst pipe

A pipe made out of starburst used to smoke cannabis (marijuana) and when you smoke out of this pipe the smoke will taste like candy

IMMA HIT THA STARBURST PIPE TONIGHT!!!!!

by alxxx69r June 22, 2014

pipe down

basically telling someone to shut up.

"hey you over there, pipe down"

by Anonymous July 06, 2003

pipe lord

A male with an enormous penis. Usually referred to in a sexual way.

Jesse is such a pipe lord.
I agree, his penis is huge.

by trillasspipelord January 04, 2014

star pipe

The Anus or rectal cavity. Primarily used to refer to the anus of a female, can also be used to reference the rectum of an effeminate male.

Guy 1 - So I'm taking Nicki out tonight...
Guy 2 - Oh, Yeah?? She's a complete slut.
Guy 1 - Yup, I'm so gonna stick it in her star pipe!

by Ortemus Prime August 29, 2012

Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016