swamp nuts

1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)

i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.

by minghi September 27, 2003

stop-and-go-nuts

A genius idea of selling donuts in the back of a car in bumper to bumper traffic.
Originated from Two and a Half Men

...I know! Well call them, stop-and-GO-NUTS!

by natalie sthoup August 7, 2010

chin nuts

A common misconception is that laying nuts on one's chin will produce 'chin nuts,' when in reality, it will only result in a dick in one's mouth.

"Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin nuts?"

"Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

by blackfox026 December 29, 2007

butts to nuts

incredibly crowded

The pool hall was butts to nuts so we left.

by Nigga B April 25, 2003

nutsling

Any person or thing acting in a manner that causes the people around them to experience anger, annoyance, frustration, or the desire to either drink heavily, run away, or commit a homicide.

My husband is a real nutsling.

My kids are acting like nutslings today.

Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.

by wizbef May 9, 2012

Nutsack Mayo

I'll let you figure out what this means...But if you don't know: Jizz, Come, Cum, Spunk, Wank, Sperm, Seminal Fluid etc.

Manuel: Hey Carlos I just Totally made that Hoe eat my Nutsack Mayo

Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth

by Barry Twott May 28, 2013

pus nuts

n. a male who has been so ravaged by a vaginitis infection that his testicles turn into pus

hey pus nuts, hike up your skirt and go kick that guys ass.

by meatheaded August 12, 2008