lane monitor

A driver who sees it as their responsibility to drive the speed limit so others won't speed.

I was late because a pair of lane monitors in parallel had the whole freeway crawling.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

21" monitor

an output device found connected to a computer for viewing porn, jokes and words in the Urban Dictionary.

Did you see those fucking guys in West have 21" monitors? Hey Paul, I'll give you 21" man.

by towlie October 2, 2002

manjit

eating quickly or at a fast constant speed

When hungry please MANJIT IT!!!

by kunta April 10, 2003

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

manjit

Feeling sick or tired...

"awww damn im fuking manjit..."

by kunta April 10, 2003

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

Monitor

A person with a square head.

Adam Pasquerello is a monitor.

by mullettboy August 4, 2009