Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was

Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.

by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005

minty

An adjective used to describe something flavors or sensations associated with mint.

I like minty bubblegum.

by Andrew Morgan February 26, 2005

minty

slang for feeling fresh n clean

you know i gots to be minty in my 3 piece suit when i go to chuuch

by fukdainduztree October 16, 2003

Minty Turnip

An experience where you are harassed by someone (often on Facebook) by a white person.

White person - "I noticed your name sounds like "Minty Turnip""

by ClassyFlosser March 4, 2011

Mittzy Flow

Your a bit drunk, and it's almost time to head to a party or a club. You hit the bathroom, toss some gel in your hair, fresh clothes, and your ready to wheel.

Guy 1: You boys ready to hit the club?

Guy 2: Chea, let me do some mittzy flow and we can bounce

Guy 3: Unreal, going to be a sick night!

by Call me mitts April 4, 2011

minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

by QuacksO December 29, 2018