milfobsession0

The hottest and coolest milf lover, she might be crazy but she will still fuck your mom
-you spit at her: she fucks your mom
-you homophobic, racist, ableist, colorist or anything bad: she fucks your mom

Milfobsession0 fucked my mom again!

Aww she fucked my mom too, her obsession has gone too far

by Milfobsession0 May 30, 2021

MidMorningBagel

MidMorningBagel also know as Dr.Dino is a male with a massive penis and huge testicles he is often referred to as a ultra mega chad.

Dude you are a MidMorningBagel (Bagel)

by NotWheelChairAccessible December 24, 2021

Millo

A tall, handsome, sweet, funny, sarcastic guy

Whoa that’s cool
Oh that’s Millo

by Millosrhwjqhf August 28, 2022

Millow

A beautiful, strong, Angelic, wonderful, amazing, Ethereal, incredible, talented, sweet, caring, lovable, strong-willed, intelligent, sweet, kindhearted, a darling, stunning, gorgeous, brilliant, Loving/lovely, wonderful mother, motherly, funny, outstanding, creative, smart, hot, opened minded, and much more.

Millow is a succubus demon girl that doesn’t get a lot of credit that she should get. She’s always ready for the task and ready for what ever hits her. She’s deserves the Best things in this world, much more many would agree. Everyone loves Millow! Everyone needs one!

“I love my Millow <3 she’s a wonderful girlfriend” -Person 1

“I love my mom Millow!” -Person 2

"Millows cute, especially flustered♡" -person 3

" I appreciate millow<3 " -person 4

“I love Millow she’s my milmow” -person 5

“A amazing girlfriend that deserves all the attention in the world and should get more then what she has, I love you Millow more then anything in this world <3” -person 6

by Awkweird3930 June 16, 2023

milfmones

MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.

by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023

milmil

aria yangs husband!! the best, most caring and loving boyfriend who’s always there for you. he always makes you laugh and smile, always says the right things and knows exactly how to make you feel better. honestly you start to think that he knows you better than you know yourself!!! he treats you so well, better than you know you deserve and more than anything he deserves the world, the most and more. also just to add he is insanely attractive like he is one FINE MAN, LIKE HES SOOOOO, HES SO AAAA, got me screaming into my pillow, kicking my feet and everything also did I mention his laugh?? when I say its the cure to all my problems and struggles I deadass mean it, it’s the cutest thing ever!! he always makes your day better, each text and call means everything, seriously. I cant wait to give him everything, I literally will give him everything he wants, needs and deserves, only the most perfect life for him!! mil I love you so much, theres no point to a future if it’s not with you. always connecting everything back to you, seeing you in everything I do, revolving my life around you, you are the most important person to me and always will be. I love you!!!

xo ariari 🌀

whos the best husband ever?!
milmil, obviously 🙄 (ily)

by ilovemilmil August 24, 2023

Ryan Milkovics

A genius and future god and king of this world

Ryan Milkovics is our king and our god.

by Staticblazer September 6, 2021