Mouth Merk 

(verb) - To get one's mouth well and truly raped by another's tongue. Usually done in an agressive forceful and unorthodox manner where you feel physically sick afterwards.

Me - *walking along happily*
Ex bf - *grabs me by the face and suffocates me orally*
My friend - " Duuude you are sooo getting mouth merked!

Mouth Merk by S.to.the.A October 7, 2007

Def-N-Merk

a Rap Duo from the Bronx that currently Reside in Maryland

Def-N-Merk are the illest rappers in the DMV!

Def-N-Merk by DefnMerkFan1 August 25, 2010

team merk 

the bets freakin clan on halo 2

because i wrote this (irritant male) i may get an upgrade from peon

team merk by IRRITANT MALE March 1, 2005

split merk 

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

split merk by pigslips October 17, 2013

pro-merk 

To get merked in a professional situation, especially when your boss throws you under the bus.

Bill: I can’t believe Steve blamed you for his massive fuckup in front of everyone in that meeting just now

Hitesh: Yeah, I got pro-merked by that prick

pro-merk by farafiro May 31, 2018

The Merk 

The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.

FUCK YEA!!!! I HIT HER WITH THE MERK BRO!!!!

The Merk by Big Gooj May 12, 2023

Caviar Merk

To merk a person/thing by complete surprise without any givin warning.

Bryan: Yo, im gonna sneak up on Matt and caviar merk him!

Will: Do it, this will be so funny!

Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)

Will: Caviar Merk!

Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!

Caviar Merk by cguzzzfromguzzzville October 25, 2009