split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities
She was a proper split merk
by pigslips October 17, 2013
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pigs lips

Pigs lips is when ones vagina looks like a pigs nose
Steven stop shagging that pigged lipped whore she is pigs lips
by pigslips October 17, 2013
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