Lactard

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard

When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard

by halflactarded September 1, 2009

lafanda

a french girl who has a black girls name yet normally has extremely white skin.

"lafanda is such a hoe."

by heatherr ho May 30, 2008

o my lanta

a good saying used in place of o my god

o my lanta did you see that ford!

by Heifer shoemaker December 24, 2008

Laframboise

Name meaning "the raspberry"

Usually a very hard worker and very athletic.

Also very great in bed and go well with gingers.

Guy 1: Wow, did you see that linebacker run downfield?
Guy 2: Ya, hes such a laframboise.

by gkvluyvlf;yf; August 28, 2011

Lafayette, CA

Center of stupid suburbia; maintains the stereotype of upper class idiocy

On any given week during the summer, Lafayette city planning will allow not one, not two, but three OR MORE different construction sites to spring up, blocking all major traffic routes in and out of the town and wasting the oodles of tax money that are poured into making the town disfunctional.

by Spiffy Girl August 8, 2005

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 25, 2005

Lactate

to excrete breastmilk. Lactation occurs in a postpardum woman after the birth of a child. Lactation continues until the child weans.
Breastmilk is not created in all women.
Only post-pardum women. While lactating, women do not ovulate, so lactation is also considered a method of birth control. However, it is not 100% reliable.
You cannot drink a woman's breastmilk unless she has recently had a child. And even so, she'd probably slap you if you tried. You wouldn't like it anyway.

A bunch of dumb virgins love to make their own sexual acts on UD, and a lot of them involved drinking "titty milk". However, if thse kids paid attention in school, they'd know that girls only lactate after the birth of a baby.

by lesharkattaque June 26, 2006