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Black Kryptonite

Beautiful women that black men crave and desire.
Alexa is beautiful bro, she's my black kryptonite
by Daé May 2, 2016
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Kryptnit

Kryptnit is a word meaning "fly or cool" mostly used by someone who would play a stupid game like w.o.w or something. Also, used when pissed off or angry at someone, but usually when angry at an object, if you say a person is kryptnit when angry your a douche.
"Dude, this is mad kryptnit"

or

"Kryptnit! God Dammit!"
by xMaddieeBeex March 12, 2009
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Krypto slip

When a person makes a fool of themselves and it treatens their reputation.

A huge epic fail while intoxicated.
blacked out drunk.
Being told the next day stupid things you did.
When being the life of the party ends badly.
waking up with bruses due to drunk injury.
Last night I was drunk and krypto slipped so hard core! I can never show my face again!!

Dude last night you krypto slipped in front of EVERYONE!
Did I krypto slip last night? Because I have strange bruses and cuts.
by Birrd November 14, 2011
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kryston-seaira

an utterly gorgeous, exoticly beautiful woman, a distinctive personality; one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, and one who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman, who above all else, knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.

Kryston-Seaira is a woman who I will never really get to know
Men: I need to get me a Kryston-Seaira.
by Getmesumman February 1, 2017
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Kryptoplasmical

"Woah..kryptoplasmical shirt, bro!'
by S4uce May 18, 2020
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Kypton

A really nice and kind man. He has a big penis and likes to eat a lot pussy. Porn star.
Kypton Pussyfoot
by Jjrfrnffnv April 1, 2022
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Krypto

also an abbreviation for kryptonite, refers to one man's ability to act as kryptonite on another man's booty game.
I call jeremy glassmacher krypto because he kills my mother fucking game
by Dan Deitz January 30, 2005
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