shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 13, 2007

Holy Junk

Holy Junk- the most epic way to show excitement and awe. It is the cooler way to say "Oh My God, That's Awesome" or "No Way!" It's really a fun way to show excitement about something you see, something you did, How someone looks, or anything else!

Kim: Holy Junk, Your Dress Looks amazing, Khloe
Khloe: Thanks! Holy Junk! Your Dress looks great, too!

Mary Kate: Holy Junk! That movie premiere was so cool
Ashley: Right? It was the bomb!

by PianoPerson99 November 10, 2011

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

by handle187 November 07, 2003

junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

Junk Arrow

The two creased lines formed where one's hips meet their thighs leading to their junk.

"Your shorts are way too low dude, I can see your junk arrow, shit's nasty"

by WordDown August 18, 2009

junk shot

To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).

Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.

by WebMasterP May 28, 2010

twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.

I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009