Jongel

when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.

me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.

by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

Jongel

when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.

me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.

by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

jonden

Its just a random name. Boys name so why are you searching this?

Hey jonden! Wanna go to the park? Your friends ask

by I love dominos March 13, 2021

Jonaenae fat

jonaenae is fat this is a fact and jonaenae is used if someone is a fat and goofy

jonaenae fat is funny

by Chris11837 August 3, 2021

Jongon

Jongon is a chinese nigga, they are very hot and make you cum at a secon'ds notice. 10/10

Chad: Jongon's got dat drip bruv

Guy: Woah I cream big hard

by GigaChadDude August 18, 2021

Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021

joneen

Joneen is the most sweetest, amazing, beautiful, and adventurous person. She will light up your life and capture your heart when she enters your life. She lives by the saying, “If you died today, would you be happy with the life you lived.” To Joneen, God, adventures, goals, family, and best life living are the most important things in life. Her values are genuineness, respect, culture, and family. If you have a Joneen in your life, consider yourself blessed and lucky.

Joneen is a beautiful and joyful person.

by Justin E BLC November 22, 2021